How Hot Is It? ...

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It’s horrendously hot and humid here, and I’m wilting in a pool of sweat. How hot is it?

I’ll let the late great Robin Williams answer that from his tropical weather report in the film Good Morning, Vietnam! (1987):

“The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.”

“It’s hot. Damn hot. The hottest thing is my shorts. They’re so hot, I can cook in ‘em. Do a little crotch-pot cooking. It’s so hot, I saw two of those little guys in orange robes burst into flames. It’s hot, hot and wet, which is fine if you’re with a lady but not so fine if you’re in the jungle.”

Ah, Robin, you really nailed it. (And you left us too soon.)

-Zenwind.

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